The State of Islamic Emirate of Amazonas is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, fear of technology, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.866 billion Amazonenses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manaus. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amazonense economy, worth 561 trillion manauás a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 115,319 manauás, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, and school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islamic Emirate of Amazonas's national animal is the fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Islam.

Islamic Emirate of Amazonas is ranked 4,773^rd in the world and 2^nd in Palatine for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,799.37 on the Clooney Contribution Index.